Canned mushrooms and canned pineapple. She’s right. Not to mention everything else going on here
YEPC___
Not just the choice of toppings, but clear wetness and lack of quality in them. Your wife has given an accurate explanation.
Guilty.
hombre_bu
Your wife has excellent judgment.
randee-redwood
Might as well add sardines to this outrageously disgusting monstrosity
MisterB330
This is exactly what a pizza that’s about to be sent back looks like. Even if in some bizarre twist of circumstance I EVER decided to get that combo of slop and roots on my pizza when I see it’s canned and pale as a ghost we aren’t playing anymore
Odd-Touch-1283
Your wife is correct
the_cajun88
just get in the dungeon, op
ImNotNuke
Soggiest nasty pizza on the planet, bet you didn’t even drain the canned mushrooms and pineapples just emptied the entire can on top with some more than likely freezer burnt frozen broc.
Rampasta
Execution is Ew. Potatoes on pizza can be good
Oneironati
She’s not wrong
Careful-Wash
I like pineapple on pizza, but why is it not cooked? No sane person throws fresh pineapple on pizza after the fact. Mushrooms can go to hell though cooked or not.
Plus_Bake_9172
I agree, “ewwwwww.”
outblues
Were the toppings put on after it baked?
Zaramelaaa
I hope it’s homemade and you didn’t pay for this atrocity.
HandsomeSpider
Canned mushrooms are AWFUL. Did you know that each can of mushrooms is LEGALLY ALLOWED to have a certain number of maggots in it before it’s a problem?
Faierius
I love pineapple on pizza, but that looks so underripe and sour. Not to mention, not cooked at all.
So, I’m gonna have to agree with the ewww.
EggsTyroneBaby
Jail
SmegConnoisseur
Pineapple and ham is ok. Pineapple and mushrooms and broccoli is not
ImAchickenHawk
It’s wet.
ShakeWeightMyDick
That’s some anemic looking pineapple
jinjerbear
Topping on pizza are supposed to be cooked. Guilty.
Joseph419270577
The pineapple on pizza team gets all the hate and the freaks who add broccoli go unnoticed.
There is no justice in this world.
slyrhinoceros
It’s not that any of the components are bad individually, but together, it should go in the trash!
nerdrific
I echo your wife
xCrazyDeerx
I would say that too.
Candid_Sir5360
i thought that was raw calamari at first… youre more guilty than OJ.
lmay0000
It all looks cold
maithiu
Were the toppings put on *after* cooking the pizza?
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She’s right đź‘Ť
deeply evil pizza
Ewww perfectly sums it up
I hope she gets everything in the divorce.
GUILTY
Canned mushrooms and canned pineapple. She’s right. Not to mention everything else going on here
Not just the choice of toppings, but clear wetness and lack of quality in them. Your wife has given an accurate explanation.
Guilty.
Your wife has excellent judgment.
Might as well add sardines to this outrageously disgusting monstrosity
This is exactly what a pizza that’s about to be sent back looks like. Even if in some bizarre twist of circumstance I EVER decided to get that combo of slop and roots on my pizza when I see it’s canned and pale as a ghost we aren’t playing anymore
Your wife is correct
just get in the dungeon, op
Soggiest nasty pizza on the planet, bet you didn’t even drain the canned mushrooms and pineapples just emptied the entire can on top with some more than likely freezer burnt frozen broc.
Execution is Ew. Potatoes on pizza can be good
She’s not wrong
I like pineapple on pizza, but why is it not cooked? No sane person throws fresh pineapple on pizza after the fact. Mushrooms can go to hell though cooked or not.
I agree, “ewwwwww.”
Were the toppings put on after it baked?
I hope it’s homemade and you didn’t pay for this atrocity.
Canned mushrooms are AWFUL. Did you know that each can of mushrooms is LEGALLY ALLOWED to have a certain number of maggots in it before it’s a problem?
I love pineapple on pizza, but that looks so underripe and sour. Not to mention, not cooked at all.
So, I’m gonna have to agree with the ewww.
Jail
Pineapple and ham is ok. Pineapple and mushrooms and broccoli is not
It’s wet.
That’s some anemic looking pineapple
Topping on pizza are supposed to be cooked. Guilty.
The pineapple on pizza team gets all the hate and the freaks who add broccoli go unnoticed.
There is no justice in this world.
It’s not that any of the components are bad individually, but together, it should go in the trash!
I echo your wife
I would say that too.
i thought that was raw calamari at first… youre more guilty than OJ.
It all looks cold
Were the toppings put on *after* cooking the pizza?
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Why do you have a forsaken soul on your pizza
You’re the problem in the relationship tbh
Canned toppings? Guilty!
she’s right
GROSS… broccoli
What are those cubes, cooked potatoes?
https://preview.redd.it/suvnukfeos2f1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d77582c528590a2d363d522c5016f90d16c2162
“Somebody fucking kill me!”
I thought the pineapple was potato and was all in. Then I learned the horrible truth.